January 2012
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December 2011
“Making a feature film or making a TV show [as] a definition of success, that’s...”
– Freddie Wong (via diablocodyisnotevenherrealname)
A-fucking-men, sir!
(via stevewoolf)
This is the same reason why I think people shouldn’t write books anymore. Books are SO OUTDATED! BAH! BORING! Paging the 19th century, anyone? Hello! Am I right? I mean, I know these people have a passion for...
Watchshank-a-docious:
This is Lady Peanut. She likes to sit by me when I get out the ukulele.
My mind is made up. I have to have a cat.
“Making a feature film or making a TV show [as] a definition of success, that’s...”
– Freddie Wong (via diablocodyisnotevenherrealname)
A-fucking-men, sir!
WatchDrunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey, and Eva Mendes.
I’m a little late on this, but it’s straight up hilarious.
Angeleno-to-English Dictionary: Popular Phrases...
spiegelman:
“I’ll be there in 5.” — It will take me 10 minutes to get there, then another 5 to 10 to find parking, plus I’m not leaving for 5 minutes.
“I’m in traffic.” — I haven’t left yet.
“I’m around the corner.” — I’m in traffic.
“It’ll take me 20 minutes to get there.” — (irregular) It’ll take me 20 minutes to get there.
“The event starts at 8pm.” — The event starts at 9:30.
“The event...
“That’s one of the things that I like about him — because he’s been consistent...”
– Christine O’Donnell, quoted by Politico, on her endorsement of Mitt Romney.
(via liberalsarecool)
It’s funny ‘cause she’s an idiot!
(via evangotlib)
This crop of Republicans is like Barnum and Bailey. I can’t recall there ever being a bigger group of buffoons.
jasonflowers:
“People of Earth (minus the ones who don’t give a shit about this): it’s been amazing to conduct this experiment with you. The experiment was: if I put out a brand new standup special at a drastically low price ($5) and make it as easy as possible to buy, download and enjoy, free of any restrictions, will everyone just go and steal it? Will they pay for it? And how much money can be...
“to steal from someone and not feel bad, you either have to be a sociopath or...”
– power to the people, especially the artists
Hi I’m Louis C.K. and this is a thing : IAmA
Louis CK is doing an AMA on Reddit. This is part of his response to a question about his Beacon Theater special, available for download DRM free at louisck.net
(via jericsinger)
“To those who might wish to “torrent” this video: look, I don’t really get the...”
– Louis CK, on his new special, Live at the Beacon, which is only available via his site. (via kaseyanderson) Amen. (via soupsoup)
“Basically we’re still stuck in the situation we were three years ago and we...”
– Reagan Economic adviser Bruce Bartlett explains why Republicans have doomed the economy (via wilwheaton)
When Mr. Obama was asked Thursday to respond to charges by some Republican presidential candidates that he was practicing appeasement in his foreign policy, he referred to another war, in Afghanistan, where American troops have stalked and killed terrorism suspects with lethal efficiency.
“Ask Osama bin Laden and the 22 out of 30 top Al Qaeda leaders who’ve been taken off the field...
Watchflyingscotsman:
funnyordie:
Lenny Kravitz is Angry
Even a nice guy like Lenny Kravitz gets angry sometimes. Here’s why.
Truth be told: I laughed harder than I should have.